http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6301575.stm
That is pretty crazy. Good thing she didn't freak out.
"Jim was talking to me all through this, and he said, 'I've got a pen in my pocket and get the pen and jab him in the eye.'
"So I got the pen and tried to put it in his eye, but it didn't want to go in as easy as I thought it would."
The pen bent, so Mrs Hamm went back to the log.
That is pretty crazy. Good thing she didn't freak out.