ever hurt anus?

[Sage]

I pooped this morning and experienced only very mild discomfort after wiping- a tremendous improvement. I also smeared plenty of neosporin on my butthole.

 

[nutball]

Yes, but KILER is a white boy living in a city (forgot which) in Australia.

It's not that hard, all you have to do is read the "location" thing under the K.I.L.E.R thing to the left of his posts.

Say you wouldnt think twice about using the Toilet-Paper in Australia:

Yeah that's the sort of thing that's going to make you think twice about going to Australia for a dump.

Anyway back on topic, why are there so many experts on ripped anae at B3D, and moreover why are body-builders particularly clued-up in arse fissure avoidance? Is it a hazard of the profession?

 

[DudeMiester]

One other thing...docusate sodium (stool softener) can help a lot but it's seriously expensive anywhere but Costco. And DO NOT listen to Russ. Mild curry is no problem but stay far far away from the vindaloo. You'll actually scream in pain if you don't

I used to go to this restaurant that made their vindaloo very mild. Then I went to another. Bastards.

 

[Trawler]

Sage, I know you're always trying to prove what a big man you are, but that 'silk smooth' toilet paper you use really has to go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKf98c9Wpqo

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

I use sandpaper to wipe my ass.

 

[Sage]

Sage, I know you're always trying to prove what a big man you are, but that 'silk smooth' toilet paper you use really has to go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKf98c9Wpqo

Hey, my ass deserves the very best.

 

[Mize]

I used to go to this restaurant that made their vindaloo very mild. Then I went to another. Bastards.

MILD vindaloo? Shameful.

 

[John Reynolds]

Hey, my ass deserves the very best.

Without a doubt:

 

[Vadi]

Sage when you're patched up try this.

 

[DudeMiester]

MILD vindaloo? Shameful.

Don't worry, at the second place it was like eating molten lava (phrase courtesy of Red Dwarf).

 

[Mize]

Don't worry, at the second place it was like eating molten lava (phrase courtesy of Red Dwarf).

As it should be LOVE vindaloo...although a little tika masala can be nice from time to time when flames are needed.

 

[DudeMiester]

Well, where I live East Indians are the largest ethnic group, so there's no shortage of it! In fact, there's a decent Indian restaurant right in my neighbourhood (actually, it's the only restaurant here).

 

[Sage]

I happily report that my anus has made a full recovery as of saturday.

 

[RussSchultz]

I happily report that my anus has made a full recovery as of saturday.

Well then, curry to celebrate!

 

[Sage]

Well then, curry to celebrate!

I was thinking anal sex

 

[RussSchultz]

I was thinking anal sex

Hair of the dog is not what you need.

 

[London Geezer]

I thought i'd contribute to the thread...

 

[KimB]

Sage, I feel your pain. I've had to deal with crap like that. Lesson learned: from now on, I'm making damned sure to eat enough fiber!

Trust me, you do not want to leave constipation untreated for too long. It gets painful.

 

[ANova]

I've had this for years off and on. Maybe it's time I start eating some fiber.

 

[KimB]

I've had this for years off and on. Maybe it's time I start eating some fiber.

Yeah, you do not want to wait until you've injured yourself. You can end up spending a couple of days in constant pain, and if you have to go again during that time, well, it's downright agony. And once you've injured yourself once, it becomes easier to do it a second time. So best to just be careful now.