Tell interesting things about your birth

wireframe said:
Did you actually grow up in Karachi or did your parents decide to squeeze you out while there for a visit?
I was ~1.5 years old when we went back to Sweden. I guess that doesn't count as growing up there. I've got no memories from there.
 
Simon F said:
Arghhh! You've been brain-wiped.
Yes, and it's probably to hide the Al-Qaida training that lies dormant. :)


Crisidelm:
About your disease, I remeber that I noticed that you looked quite healthy in an earlier "show your pic"-thread. Doesn't it affect the skin in youf face, or is it something that comes and goes?
 
When I was born it was during a white out, the hospital had one hell of a time taking me and my mom back home (lived on a military base at the time).
 
I was born with jaundice which means my skin was completely yellow. Had to lay under a bunch of UV lights for a few weeks.
 
silence said:
well..... i heard my mom was happy when it was over ;)


ROTFLMAO!!!!! :LOL: :LOL:


I share my birthday with Kylie Minogue. Now if we could only celebrate together as well...just the two of us... :oops:
 
Basic said:
Yes, and it's probably to hide the Al-Qaida training that lies dormant. :)


Crisidelm:
About your disease, I remeber that I noticed that you looked quite healthy in an earlier "show your pic"-thread. Doesn't it affect the skin in youf face, or is it something that comes and goes?

Fortunately most of my face is a place where my disease doesn't appear nearly at all (only at times on my forehead and temples, if I stratch there a little too hard). Moreover, I usually don't get blows and punches on my face so it's pretty safe :) My disease is easy to spot on the articulations (knees and elbows), hands and feet. And in my mouth (and that's where my mother saw it first, unfortunately for her).
 
O My O My
What a wretched life
I was born on the day
That my poor mother died
I was cut from her belly
With a stanley knife
My daddy did a jig
With the drunk midwife

Who's that younder all in flames
Dragging behind him a sack of chains
Who's that younder all in flames
Up jumped the Devil and he staked his claim

O poor heart
I was doomed from the start
Doomed to play
The villians part
I was the baddest Johnny
In the apple cart
My blood was blacker
Than the chambers of a dead nun's heart

Who's that milling on the courthouse steps
Nailing my face to the hitching fence
Who's that milling on the courthouse steps
Up jumped the Devil and off he crept

O no O no
Where could I go
With my hump of trouble
And my sack of woe
To the digs and deserts of Mexico
Where my neck was safe from the lynching rope

Who's that younder laughing at me
Like I was the brunt of some hilarity
Who's that younder laughing at me
Up jumped the Devil 1, 2, 3

Ha-Ha Ha Ha
How lucky we were
We hit the cathouse
And sampled their whares
We got as drunk
As a couple of Czars
One night I spat out
My lucky stars

Who's that dancing on the jailhouse roof
Stamping on the ramping with a cloven hoof
Who's that dancing on the jailhouse roof
Up jumped the Devil and said "Here is your man and I got a proof"

O no don't go O no
O slow down Joe
The righteous part
I straight as an arrow
Take a walk
And you'll find it too narrow
Too narrow for the likes of me

Who's that hanging from the gallow tree
His eyes are hollow but he looks like me
Who's that swinging from the gallow tree
Up jumped the Devil and took my soul from me

Down we go Down we go Down we go
The Devil and me Down we go down down down
Hell fire and flames Down we go Down we go
To Eternity Down we go We go down down down
Down we go we go down down down
Down we go the Devil and me to Eternity
We go down down down down down ad inferno
 
what dissease have you?

and i was well over 10 pounds when i was born, too... but it wasn't in my head, it was all in my penis ;)
 
Tahir2 said:
She passed away only a few months after her birth Sage. I hope that answers your smart alec question.

oh sorry... i am just trying to understand the brother-sister dynamic, i think that there is sexual tension in all brother-sister relationships but very very rarely do they admit it so I like to probe peoples minds sometimes...
 
Sage said:
oh sorry... i am just trying to understand the brother-sister dynamic, i think that there is sexual tension in all brother-sister relationships but very very rarely do they admit it so I like to probe peoples minds sometimes...

What's next, asking if someone wants to sleep with their mother?
 
John Reynolds said:
What's next, asking if someone wants to sleep with their mother?

hmm interesting that this is the first thing that pops into your head... do you?

but actually my next question if they have is did it happen often, was it on purpose, and how did it make you feel?
 
Sage you've changed.
At least you've changed since the relationship thread you made and everyone was pissed off at you.
 
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