Things I think about that make no sense

[K.I.L.E.R]

1. Going into a forum and making a thread with the contents:
"MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN! HOW DO I FIX IT?"

2. Sitting on my keyboard until my mouse breaks.

3. Being naked while fully clothed.

4. RPG characters from video games coming to life in the real world and stealing my wallet.

5. Drinking stale whine.

6. Posting smilies of myself.

7. Natoma's Russian dolls.

8. Non-smutty porno.

9. Feminists with muscles the size of Schwarzenegger's.

10. Why Beyond3D allows users to disable HTML in their posts.

11. Why the Olympics make me barf.

 

[Heathen]

Number 3 is really a state of mind, you could be completely alone while in the middle of a crowded room.

 

[digitalwanderer]

I always wondered how blind people know when they're done wiping. :|

 

[Sage]

I always wondered how blind people know when they're done wiping. :|

*is laughing so hard right now that he's choking*

 

[Crisidelm]

3. Get off the shower and dress yourself right away...
5. Whining never gets stale, but old ...

 

[Hanners]

I always wondered how blind people know when they're done wiping. :|

When the guide dog stops howling?