london-boy said:
HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA wow it took me 5 days to get it!!!!!!!!!
Oh well, since it's lunch time.
Patrick Whack worked in the mortgage section of small town bank when he was surprised one day when a frog hopped into his office and onto his desk. To his even greater surprise, the frog said "Hello, I'd like to arrange a mortgage to buy house near a pond".
"I see", said the stunned Patrick, "I'll have to take some details. What is your name".
"Kermit. Kermit Jagger", the frog replied.
"No relation to the rock star I guess", he joked.
"Well, actually yes. He's my dad. Well, strange things happened in the 60s".
"Oh.... Ok, well, this is a bit unusual. I think we'll probably need extra guarantees on this loan. Have you anything of value we can use as security?"
"Sure" says kermit, "this" and pulls out a small snow shaker.
"Oh!? Err I think I'll have to check this with the manager. Do you mind if I show it to him?". The frog replies "by all means" and so Patrick goes next door.
Pat explains to the manager about the frog, etc, "..and he wants to use this as collateral! I don't know what to do".
"Are you thick?" the manager replies,
"It's a knick-knack Paddy Whack,
Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling Stone".
Sorry