Caption time again

[Davros]

give it your best shot

 

[Humus]

"Can you hear me now?"

 

[Richard]

"Most realistic specular highlights eva!"

 

[Freak'n Big Panda]

"Is your penis this big? I didn't think so."

 

[2senile]

"I hope they don't notice it is a 5870."

 

[digitalwanderer]

Caps lock breaker, caption:

"ARE YOU READY?"

 

[PenguinJim]

"nVidia's hype for having the first graphics card to fit inside the human ear was quickly quashed."

 

[2senile]

What idiot decided to use Super glue? I've been holding this for three days now."

&

"OMG, It's given me a hernia!"

&

"Will somebody get this wood screw out of my hand so I can put this bloody thing down?"

 

[Tchock]

*RDF Hypersound*

 

[Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.]

"After seeing what he claimed was the 'Fermi Card', Jensun's doctors increased his medication and took away all his powertools for fear he would hurt himself".

 

[Simon F]

"Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you."

 

[Tahir2]

"What?! I'm sorry, bumpwhat? Mr Demerjian I can't hear you can you speak up?" ... [Into personal mic], "Someone call security we have a problem."

 

[Malo]

"Call now and we'll throw in another Fermi, absolutely free! (just pay $499.95 s&h)"

 

[PARANOiA]

"It's this close and it's still quieter than the NV30 in a closed case"

 

[_xxx_]

"The influence of the computer-age design finally reached the hair dryer industry..."

"Ma, look how small my new leafblower is!"

 

[FrameBuffer]

"Always bet on Black !!!"



"The Ultimate Fallacy: It's Big, It' Black.. and ready to go !!"

 

[AlNom]

"I'mma let you finish, but NV30 had one of the best launches in GPU history!"

Spoiler

Too soon?

 

[Tahir2]

Stupid superglue!

Anyone who even thinks about cussing my dress sense is frakkin gone!

 

[Dresden]

"If you listen close enough, you can hear frame rates in Crysis squealing with delight."

 

[2senile]

"Buy 60+ & we'll include our easy to follow instructions so that you too can have your own stunning Disco Ball".