Fudo/Jensen caption?

[2senile]

I'm no good at captions but how about ...

Jensen to Fudo: "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Fudo thinks: "I'm keeping my hand on this gun until he takes his hand off me."

Jensen thinks: I'll butter him up now & get the rewards later"

Fudo thinks: "Why does he keep looking at that barrel of Vaseline?"

Fudo thinks: "Dammit! I almost made it to the exit that time."

 

[AlNom]

"Our newest member of the Fellowship of the Hsun"

 

[FrameBuffer]

"Asian sex trade's newest inductee"

 

[nutball]

"Nice wallpaper dude"

"Shut up. My mum made it. I haven't had the heart to tell her it sucks".

 

[Malo]

"I hope he doesn't notice that my shirt is red...."

 

[Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.]

"When they finally met in real life, Fudo's internet ladyboy proved to be a disappointment."

 

[Davros]

Me love you loooong time ten dollar

 

[2senile]

"Our cameras capture the moment Fudo realises he can no longer keep his buttocks clenched"

 

[Tahir2]

Fudo: He's a lot shorter in real life.
Jen-Hsun: I just need one more minute to insert the SDI (shill device interface).

 

[Davros]

Ok Fudo, you hold Dave Bauman down and i'll shove it up his ass.

 

[jaredpace]

 

[Grall]

LOL IRL @ terribad funny photochop, but DAMN, those are some ancient PCs! CRT monitors, desktop casings, floppy drives... They won't even have PCIe 16x slots for crying out loud!