Santa. MI5\CIA\FSB...?

BoardBonobo

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Which government does Santa actually work for?

In this day and age of increasing paranoia and continual strides towards Police states it strikes me that Sana Claus aka Father Christmas is the original Big Brother.

He always knows where you are, where you've been, whether you've been good or bad. This guy, or shadowy organisation?, must have a surveillance system of unparalleled sophistication.

No locks can confound him, no walls bound him, and nowhere is out of his reach.

Just who's side is he on? :oops:
 
shoot, I just realized his home is in danger owing to global warming and the melting of the polar caps. he's going to need a submarine.
 
Note the ".fi" domain name? Clearly Finnish propaganda. All the reindeer in Finland are ground-based. The flying ones are at the north pole.
 

Maybe originally, but clearly he lives in Atlanta now.

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Hmm, you've listed two security services and one intelligence service. Now I know it's not a sly dig at US imperialism so what does it mean? This Santa dude has clearly taken his operation global.

But it's clear, based on your description that Santa works for a consortium. I'd hazard a guess at:

Reuters
Google
Coke
 
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