Lawsuit against God

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I'm speechless :)
http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html
State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God
Chambers Aims To Make Point About Frivolous Lawsuits

POSTED: 1:52 pm CDT September 17, 2007
UPDATED: 8:38 am CDT September 18, 2007
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OMAHA, Neb -- State Sen. Ernie Chambers is suing God. He said on Monday that it is to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.

Chambers said senators periodically have offered bills prohibiting the filing of certain types of suits. He said his main objection is that the constitution requires that the doors to the courthouse be open to all.

"Thus anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody -- even God," Chambers said.

Chambers said he decided to file the lawsuit after a suit was filed in early September in federal court against Lancaster County Judge Jeffre Cheuvront. He's the judge who was hearing a sexual assault case in which the plaintiff wants to use the words rape and victim during her testimony.

Chambers lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Douglas County Court, seeks a permanent injunction ordering God to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.

The lawsuit admits God goes by all sorts of alias, names, titles and designations and it also recognizes the fact that the defendant is omnipresent.

In the lawsuit, Chambers said he's tried to contact God numerous times.

"Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon defendant 'Come out, come out, wherever you are,' has been unable to do so,'" Chambers said.

The suit also requests that the court, given the peculiar circumstances of this case, waive personal service. It said that being omniscient, the plaintiff assumes God will have actual knowledge of the action.

The lawsuit accuses God "of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent." It says God has caused "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like."

The suit also says God has caused "calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction."

Chambers also says God "has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that defendant will laugh" when calamity comes.

Chambers asks for the court to grant him a summary judgment. He said as an alternative, he wants the judge to set a date for a hearing as expeditiously as possible and enter a permanent injunction enjoining God from engaging in the types of deleterious actions and the making of terroristic threats described in the lawsuit.
 
This wasn't the plot of an old movie? one that the man was a fisherman and the insurance company wouldn't pay him, because the storm was an "act of god" and then he sues god?

Now let's see what happens now...
 
This wasn't the plot of an old movie? one that the man was a fisherman and the insurance company wouldn't pay him, because the storm was an "act of god" and then he sues god?

Now let's see what happens now...

The Man Who Sued God. Billy Connolly sues the church as the representative of God on earth. They either have to pay up or admit that there is no God or that they don't represent Him.

If this attempt to make a point about frivolous lawsuits backfires, would God become persona non grata in the US? Would the Americans list him as a "most wanted" terrorist and put him on their "no-fly" list? Would the various churches that claim to represent him be arrested for conspiracy in God's crimes and taking part in terrorist actions?
 
This wasn't the plot of an old movie? one that the man was a fisherman and the insurance company wouldn't pay him, because the storm was an "act of god" and then he sues god?

Now let's see what happens now...
Not that old. It starred Billy Connolly.

Edit. Arggh Seems I was beaten to it.
 
well it seemed (exists this word?) old to me when i saw it, but now i see that it was from 2001...

Actually was a nice movie, so i would like to know how this lawsuit ends..it will be amusing i hope :p
 
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