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Join Date: Apr 2002
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So now 3/4ths the industry has to sue Microsoft to prove the obvious prior-art that the "understaffed" (or is that just "intelligence-lacking") USPO should have caught the first time. But, then again, the USPO has also granted patents to Perpetual Motion Machines http://www.beyond3d.com/forum/viewto...t=6254&start=0, Anti-gravity systems, the lazer cat toy, and the hyperlink. Thanks to Fleming of the GAForum for posting this and letting me rip it off. |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Windsor, ON
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What are the real implications here? Can this patent hold? If it does what might happen?
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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BT sure made tons of money on their hyperlink patent ;)
Anyways, this patent was filed in 1998: Quote:
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,158
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Microsoft invented teh playlist and scroll feature!!!
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,165
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Who the hell grants these ridiculous patents?
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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I want to patent making left turns in motor vehicles. Each time someone makes a left turn while operating a motor vehicle, they must pay me a $0.25 royalty fee. Otherwise, they will have to learn to get where they are going by making right turns only. Until I patent that too.
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: In the Island of Sodor, where the steam trains lie
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"Your work is both good and original. Unfortunately the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good." -(attributed to) Samuel Johnson "I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind." Alan Kay |
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Simon,
You are assuming that the monkeys at the USPTO will even check the prior art But yes, that might help in litigations |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: In the Island of Sodor, where the steam trains lie
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"Your work is both good and original. Unfortunately the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good." -(attributed to) Samuel Johnson "I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind." Alan Kay |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Zurich, Switzerland
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An old one, but still one of my favs:
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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What if you use 69 instead 01, would that invalidate the patent ? But, if they can patent binary, that's scary. |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Belgium
Posts: 1,752
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Indeed... scary
What if they would patent the eating of food |
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Me me me
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 15,349
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i could patent masturbation.....
that way everytime someone wanks off or someone wanks off someone else they have to pay me... i'd make loads of money just from some people posting on these boards..... (that was my way of saying some people here are just wankers)
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Join Date: May 2003
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Well, if someone in australia can patent a "Circular Transportation Facilitation Device"...
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: In the Island of Sodor, where the steam trains lie
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