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Join Date: Dec 2002
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So I thought this was humorous.
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Like $1,000.23. I found it particularly humorous that the scammer was too dumb to put it in the proper format. Add any other recent funny/inept scams you received.
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Celebrating Mediocrity
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Blackwater Park
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When I was looking for a roommate I was contacted by a 419 scammer. It looked completely legit, I'm pretty in tune in terms of the type of tricks they have up their sleeve. They kept beating around the bush when I asked them to fill out a rental application, claiming they were from Australia coming to my city for a job they had recently taken up. I would have fallen for the damn thing hook, line and sinker provided they weren't complete morons and sent me an IDENTICAL email, with an individual under the exact same circumstances even their line of work, except under a different name. At this point the red flag was raised and I began fucking with them endlessly to the point where they were aware the jig was up and in a final attempt to scam me sent me a link to try out some casino game. This was actually really disappointing in the long run. I was having trouble enough as it was finding a roommate and was completely oblivious to the existence of 419 scammers who peruse housing ads. Like I said, I'm pretty savvy in terms of being aware of what is and isn't a scam. Thankfully scammers are as dumb as a brick and frequently make mistakes. To make myself feel better I watched "How to Catch a Con Man" with Chris Hansen who worked in part with Nigerian police. It was a nice segment where they'd bust a bunch of skulls in internet cafes.
After dealing with this I did a little research on Craigslist scams. Apparently scammers have devised a scheme where they send you a fraudulent check for a massive amount of money then at the last minute have a "change of plans" and ask for the check back. Last edited by Dresden; 29-Apr-2008 at 21:55. |
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I never even heard of that. How does the check thing do them any good?
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Eric the Half-a-bee
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge
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I am sorry, but if you found that particularly funny, you are probably the most easily amused person in the world. |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: .bc.ca
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There was a Japanese drama series called Kurosagi (swindlers) that tells the story and techniques of those kind of cons. |
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The US government using a form email? They don't have some bloke type it up, such things are automatically generated... Quote:
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Eric the Half-a-bee
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge
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:shrug: it is still not funny. |
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Specious Misanthrope
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Treading Water
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I used to just delete all of my spam without looking at it, but it's become a habit to read it now because of all the laughs, like this I just got today
Having troubles in bad? Your wife loves big aggregate but the problem is that you have small one Don't worry! You have astonishing %XTRAZ_CHANE1 to solve this trouble Now you can enlarge your machine size You will be a king of bad surely enough |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: State of Illusionism
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They had me at "aggregate". Where can i sign up?
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Under a Crushing Burden
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ROFL
Aggregate and Machine Size both cracked me up. Seriously who types these things up? Can't they just copy and paste a Viagra ad or something? Maybe they copied an ad for a bulldozer or something.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Gothenburg, Sweden
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Scammers wrote me a snail mail, trying to trick me. My name and address was found on the net, based on my work phone which said something like "(phone service owned by company X)", in addition to my name and work address.
It was quite a hilarious mail, I won an uneven number of money like 638 291€ in a lottery i didn't even participate in.
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