Potato battery science projects SUCK!!!!!

digitalwanderer · 07-Feb-2005, 00:51

GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

I can't believe I spent the whole bloody day doing my 7 year old son's science project, what a FREAKING nightmare!!!!

K.I.L.E.R · 07-Feb-2005, 00:57

Write a note to his teacher saying he doesn'thave to do it.

Back in 7th grade you can get away with murder if you had a note.

Polarbear53 · 07-Feb-2005, 02:26

What took so long to do it?

digitalwanderer · 07-Feb-2005, 02:30

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Originally Posted by Polarbear53

What took so long to do it?

Mainly a couple of defective printer cartridges and a new Z350, oh along with all the kids "help".

Y'know, life.

Sage · 07-Feb-2005, 04:49

dammit diggi it's a 350Z :P

digitalwanderer · 07-Feb-2005, 05:04

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Originally Posted by Sage

dammit diggi it's a 350Z :P

Is it? You sure? I thought it was the other way round?

Sage · 07-Feb-2005, 05:08

http://caranddriver.com/default.asp?...p;agModel=350Z

digitalwanderer · 07-Feb-2005, 05:31

Well the window sticker says "2004 350Z Performance" so I do believe you are correct sir, my bad.

Jeeze, I know nothing of this auto yet....I really didn't expect us to get it, not a snowballs chance in hell. I was absolutely certain that the flyer was a scam and even if we did trade in there was no way get a 350Z.

Happy-happy, joy-joy!

I was going to take it out for another late night spin, but my wife reminded me it's an amateur night tonight on the roads and they'll be crawling with cops and I thought it was a dumb night to get a ticket. (It's super bowl Sunday, I totally am not interested in football this year so I flaked it.)

RussSchultz · 07-Feb-2005, 05:52

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Originally Posted by digitalwanderer

crawling with cops and I thought it was a dumb night to get a ticket. (It's super bowl Sunday, I totally am not interested in football this year so I flaked it.)

That or crawling with drunks, too dumb to stay off the road.

digitalwanderer · 07-Feb-2005, 05:54

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Originally Posted by RussSchultz

That or crawling with drunks, too dumb to stay off the road.

Well that is why there are so many cops out tonight too.

But yeah, it IS a stupid time to just go out for a pleasure cruise....and with the weird weekend I had I think I'll just take it easy and relax for a bit and go to bed soon.

RussSchultz · 07-Feb-2005, 06:12

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Originally Posted by digitalwanderer

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Originally Posted by RussSchultz

That or crawling with drunks, too dumb to stay off the road.

Well that is why there are so many cops out tonight too.

Of course. But I'd be more concerned about a drunk crossing the center line, then a nuisance ticket for driving too fast.

Sage · 07-Feb-2005, 06:20

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Originally Posted by RussSchultz

Of course. But I'd be more concerned about a drunk crossing the center line, then a nuisance ticket for driving too fast.

not me, as long as the drunk has good insurance. i actually often hope that I will have something horrible for me and have to be in the hospital for a long time. I LOVE hospitals! The people that work there and your family and friends are soooo nice to you, they'll do anything to make you confortable. and you dont have to do one damn thing except for lay back and accept thatever they want to do to you (like shoving a tube down the throat, in the penis, etc... doesnt bother me that much as long as all I have to do is just let them do whatever they have to without freaking out, it's having to do it myself that I can't put up with). And oh holy hell if I were to end up in a wheelchair with brain damage and be incapable of doing anything except sitting around watching TV for the rest of my life. That would definitely be the good life, having people to not only take care of you but ENJOY taking care of you and giving you attention because they feel sorry for you! Only problem is that it has to happen either by me doing some heroic act to help someone or by forces beyond my controll. if i do it to myself everyone will just mutter "what a fvcking idiot, why do i have to do this for him- it's his own damned fault" instead of being all nice to me.

digitalwanderer · 07-Feb-2005, 06:42

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Originally Posted by Sage

not me, as long as the drunk has good insurance. i actually often hope that I will have something horrible for me and have to be in the hospital for a long time. I LOVE hospitals! The people that work there and your family and friends are soooo nice to you, they'll do anything to make you confortable. and you dont have to do one damn thing except for lay back and accept thatever they want to do to you (like shoving a tube down the throat, in the penis, etc... doesnt bother me that much as long as all I have to do is just let them do whatever they have to without freaking out, it's having to do it myself that I can't put up with). And oh holy hell if I were to end up in a wheelchair with brain damage and be incapable of doing anything except sitting around watching TV for the rest of my life. That would definitely be the good life, having people to not only take care of you but ENJOY taking care of you and giving you attention because they feel sorry for you! Only problem is that it has to happen either by me doing some heroic act to help someone or by forces beyond my controll. if i do it to myself everyone will just mutter "what a fvcking idiot, why do i have to do this for him- it's his own damned fault" instead of being all nice to me.

Guden Oden · 07-Feb-2005, 08:55

Sage, I'm sure you'll enjoy your really LOOOOONG stay in the hospital when you lie there and your ass is paralyzed from the neck down from the drunk driver crashing into you... Have fun, dude.

Simon F · 07-Feb-2005, 09:35

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Originally Posted by Guden Oden

your ass is paralyzed from the neck down

Errrr, that's rather strange anatomy... unless you genuinely mean he has an injured donkey.

Sage · 07-Feb-2005, 16:14

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Originally Posted by Guden Oden

Sage, I'm sure you'll enjoy your really LOOOOONG stay in the hospital when you lie there and your ass is paralyzed from the neck down from the drunk driver crashing into you... Have fun, dude.

yes actually i would. do you realize how much sympathy attention i would get!?

Guden Oden · 07-Feb-2005, 16:28

But what's sympathy worth when it's no more sex for you EVER, unless someone sits on your face I guess...

Sage · 07-Feb-2005, 16:33

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Originally Posted by Guden Oden

no more sex for you EVER

and that's different than my current situation how?

07-Feb-2005, 00:51	#1
digitalwanderer Dangerously Mirthful Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Highland, IN USA Posts: 14,171	Potato battery science projects SUCK!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!! I can't believe I spent the whole bloody day doing my 7 year old son's science project, what a FREAKING nightmare!!!! __________________ Elite Bastards - Adminish "One nation, indivisible." - Sister Hazel

07-Feb-2005, 00:57	#2
K.I.L.E.R Retarded moron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Australia, Melbourne Posts: 2,928	Write a note to his teacher saying he doesn'thave to do it. Back in 7th grade you can get away with murder if you had a note. __________________ I eat coffee.

07-Feb-2005, 04:49	#5
Sage 13 short of a dozen Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Southern Methodist University Posts: 935	dammit diggi it's a 350Z :P __________________ This post powered by Macintosh.

07-Feb-2005, 05:08	#7
Sage 13 short of a dozen Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Southern Methodist University Posts: 935	http://caranddriver.com/default.asp?...p;agModel=350Z __________________ This post powered by Macintosh.

07-Feb-2005, 05:31	#8
digitalwanderer Dangerously Mirthful Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Highland, IN USA Posts: 14,171	Well the window sticker says "2004 350Z Performance" so I do believe you are correct sir, my bad. Jeeze, I know nothing of this auto yet....I really didn't expect us to get it, not a snowballs chance in hell. I was absolutely certain that the flyer was a scam and even if we did trade in there was no way get a 350Z. Happy-happy, joy-joy! I was going to take it out for another late night spin, but my wife reminded me it's an amateur night tonight on the roads and they'll be crawling with cops and I thought it was a dumb night to get a ticket. (It's super bowl Sunday, I totally am not interested in football this year so I flaked it.) __________________ Elite Bastards - Adminish "One nation, indivisible." - Sister Hazel

07-Feb-2005, 02:26	#3
Polarbear53 Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 118	What took so long to do it?

07-Feb-2005, 08:55	#14
Guden Oden Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 6,201	Sage, I'm sure you'll enjoy your really LOOOOONG stay in the hospital when you lie there and your ass is paralyzed from the neck down from the drunk driver crashing into you... Have fun, dude. __________________ Top one reason why capital punishment is immoral and wrong: You can release an innocently convicted man from jail, but you cannot release an innocently convicted man from death.

07-Feb-2005, 16:28	#17
Guden Oden Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 6,201	But what's sympathy worth when it's no more sex for you EVER, unless someone sits on your face I guess... __________________ Top one reason why capital punishment is immoral and wrong: You can release an innocently convicted man from jail, but you cannot release an innocently convicted man from death.

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