[Reverend]

My manhood points left. That means I'm more intelligent.

[RussSchultz]

Or it means you're left handed.

[Apple740]

I miss the option "up".

[K.I.L.E.R]

Believe it or not, other than Revelations which warps people's minds upon reading the first passage, the rest of the Bible isn't open to much interpretation at all. Some interesting passages refute this 'Reverand's' interpretation:

"Levi gave a large dinner at his home for Jesus. Everybody was there, tax men and other disreputable characters as guests at the dinner. The Pharisees and their religion scholars came to his disciples greatly offended. "What is he doing eating and drinking with crooks and 'sinners'?" Jesus heard about it and spoke up, "Who needs a doctor: the healthy or the sick? I'm here inviting outsiders, not insiders--an invitation to a changed life, changed inside and out."-(Luk 5:29-32 MSG)

From this we can see that Jesus willingly associated with sinners of all kinds. If Jesus were here today he would be down at the local gay bar, living it up and picking the choice moments to communicate his disagreements.

"Jesus went across to Mount Olives, but he was soon back in the Temple again. Swarms of people came to him. He sat down and taught them. The religion scholars and Pharisees led in a woman who had been caught in an act of adultery. They stood her in plain sight of everyone and said, "Teacher, this woman was caught red-handed in the act of adultery. Moses, in the Law, gives orders to stone such persons. What do you say?" They were trying to trap him into saying something incriminating so they could bring charges against him. Jesus bent down and wrote with his finger in the dirt. They kept at him, badgering him. He straightened up and said, "The sinless one among you, go first: Throw the stone." Bending down again, he wrote some more in the dirt. Hearing that, they walked away, one after another, beginning with the oldest. The woman was left alone. Jesus stood up and spoke to her. "Woman, where are they? Does no one condemn you?" "No one, Master." "Neither do I," said Jesus. "Go on your way. From now on, don't sin." -(Joh 8:1-11 MSG)

The parallel here is distinct. An adulterer (this lady is also described as a prostitute) is just as 'despised' by God as is a homosexual. But Jesus actually comes to her defence, indeed he explicitly states that he does not condemn her. It is plain to see that God despises not the person, but the act.

Is it possible to interpret the Word incorrectly? Oh my yes, but only to those who haven't read the Bible! Even if you are not a Christian I recommend you read it, just so you can understand why people like this 'Reverand' are completely insane.

And now a few words from Proverbs:

"He that is void of wisdom despiseth his neighbour: but a man of understanding holdeth his peace."-(Pro 11:12 KJV)

[Reverend]

Originally Posted by K.I.L.E.R

blah, blah, completely insane stuff...

So... is yours left, right or center? If you're not sure, just put your hands on your hips and pee.

[Guden Oden]

Despite what some from the politics/socioeconomic forum might think, mine's center...

[K.I.L.E.R]

Some of the policies I agree with are left while others are right.
I believe my political views end up around center.

Although I'm pretty sure most people will call me Anti-American and Iran hater.

Gunden, you seem quite left winged.

Rev, I'm not quite sure what peeing has to do with politics but I think I get the picture.

[nutball]

Originally Posted by Reverend

My manhood points left. That means I'm more intelligent.

Actually it means you're a latent (or maybe blatant) homosexual.

[sytaylor]

Depends how busy i've been, if you follow 8)

[Martin Eddy]

Did KILLER even read the question?

[london-boy]

What if it goes round and round, like a radar?

[Guden Oden]

Then you're being a naughty boy! Put it back in your pants and stop playing with yourself!

[MuFu]

Originally Posted by london-boy

What if it goes round and round, like a radar?

Yo' momma?

[digitalwanderer]

Originally Posted by Reverend

If you're not sure, just put your hands on your hips and pee.

But if I don't use my hands my dick hits the water and it is always soooo cold!

[K.I.L.E.R]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-Right_politics

Differences of the world:

Left-Right politics is the traditional terminology used to describe the two ideological poles of a political spectrum in a society, especially in a democracy.

In modern Western countries, the political spectrum usually is described along left-right lines. This traditional political spectrum is defined along an axis with conservatism ("the right") on one end, and socialism ("the left") on the other. (In the United States, the term liberalism refers to a wide range of left-of-center politics, with the left edge corresponding to what in Europe is commonly termed social democracy; in Europe, this same term liberalism can refer to a wide range of center-right to left-of-center politics.) The term left and right was also used to describe politics in China starting in the 1920s until the 1980s, although the issues often were very different from the ones in Western nations.

[Guden Oden]

Originally Posted by digitalwanderer

But if I don't use my hands my dick hits the water and it is always soooo cold!

Sorry to hear you haven't got any legs...

[london-boy]

Originally Posted by Guden Oden

Sorry to hear you haven't got any legs...

That would mean his dick would touch the floor.

[silence]

Originally Posted by london-boy

That would mean his dick would touch the floor.

or that he lives in a boat?

[digitalwanderer]

Er, haven't y'all ever heard that old joke before?

Two guys are out drinking walking bar to bar and as they're crossing a small bridge over a stream they both need to relieve themselves so they piss over the side of the bridge into the river.

The first man says to the second trying to impress him, "My this water sure is cold!" to which the second man replies non-chalantly, "And deep!".

[Reverend]

Originally Posted by RussSchultz

Or it means you're left handed.

Actually, I think the poll results show that those that voted "Left" (the current majority) are right-handed. Right-handed guys tend to stuff their dicks to the left in the underwear.

[digitalwanderer]

Originally Posted by Reverend

Actually, I think the poll results show that those that voted "Left" (the current majority) are right-handed. Right-handed guys tend to stuff their dicks to the left in the underwear.

Sort of the anti-thesis to the crossdraw strategy?

[Reverend]

Originally Posted by K.I.L.E.R

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-Right_politics

Differences of the world:

Left = women = wrong/sinful/negative/etc.

(or something like that... I just read this in The Da Vinci Code.... on a side note, bloody hell, I don't know what's fact and what's fiction in this book at times!).

[Humus]

I guess I'm a leftist on this issue.

[london-boy]

F'king communist...

[rabidrabbit]

I think it is to the left... I'm not sure though, I'll have to check and let you guys know in a few minutes.