[Deepak]

I found this is today's newspaper.....something like this...

After Hilary dies she goes up, and sees lots of clocks, she asks and is told that these clocks are for human beings; one for each and when a person lies it moves one second.

"This clock hasn't moved a second, it belongs to Mother Teresa. This clock has moved only 2 seconds, it belongs to Abraham Lincoln."

Hilary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?"

"It is with Lord Jesus, he is using it as a fan"

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