So I have my new hard drive...

[K.I.L.E.R]

I want Linux but I don't want to do much work and I want to play games on Linux.
What should I download?

Keep in mind I am a complete moron, meaning the distro has to be usable by a mentally retarded person.

I would have automatically downloaded Mandrake, however I found that people are saying that there are 10 or so better distros out there. I'm lost.
Thanks.

[carpediem]

http://www.ubuntu.com/

I managed to get it working without any issues on a laptop and I've had no experienced with Linux distros before, so go with ubuntu