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Magnum PI
20-Dec-2002, 10:00
and i have some scientific proof !

teasy + PS2 = 15 % love factor (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=teasy&name2=PS2)

teasy + microsoft xbox = 18 % love factor (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=teasy&name2=microsoft+xbox)

teasy + nintendo gamecube = 85 % love factor (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=teasy&name2=nintendo+gamecube)

thank you to doctor love and his love calculator (http://www.lovecalculator.com/)

:o

teasy + newcastle england soccer team = 79 % love factor (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=teasy&name2=newcastle+england+soccer+team)

as you see love calculator knows teasy well...

one more useless topic, but this one is maybe funny...

Gerry
20-Dec-2002, 11:03
Conclusive proof that drugs and the internet do not mix.

Just say no.

:)

Teasy
20-Dec-2002, 12:20
Your calculations are all wrong. I only have 100% love to share here and you have me sharing 197%! :)

I have 0% love for Sony and PS2 (-3% love for PSX).

0% love for Microsoft and XBox.

5% love for Nintendo and GameCube.

5% Love for PowerVR

65% love for Football including a 35% share for Newcastle United.

And 20% love for Avril Lavigne :)

These are official love share stats from TLSA (Teasy Love Share Association). So you can't argue with them :)

Disclaimer: These love share stats do not take into account friends, family or casual girl friends :)

Gerry

Spot on mate :)

london-boy
20-Dec-2002, 13:01
......and even on these boards, football can find its way and ruin the whole geeky-dorky atmosphere............... :lol:

hate football... guess there's something really wrong with me since im half italian (football=religion) and half english (football=royal family)... :roll:

just cant stand the sport and it should not be mentioned here at all in my opinion.... if i were a moderator i would ban the word, like they do with F**boy.... :lol: :lol:

and it makes me so f**king angry to see bloody fifa or PES selling more that other wonderful games only because they're bloody football games.......... :lol:

Gerry
20-Dec-2002, 14:40
After carefully considering your well thought out and carefully crafted arguments london-boy, all I can say is...

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I thank you.

Teasy
20-Dec-2002, 15:13
I second Gerry's thoughts, and I would also like to add this concise yet intriguing argument:

FOOTBALL!!!

london-boy
20-Dec-2002, 16:11
....how romantic.......


.......how enlightening..................... :lol:

Ty
20-Dec-2002, 20:07
Yes, Football is a great game. Soccer on the other hand. :roll:

;)

Teasy
20-Dec-2002, 20:37
What is this Socc-er you speak of? Is it a new more inventive, less rippedoff, name for that Rugby variant you guys like so much that nobody else in the world can stand? :)

Glonk
20-Dec-2002, 20:54
Avril, Teasy? God... ;)

Teasy
20-Dec-2002, 20:58
Glonk.

You better believe it.

Mmmm Avril...... *drools* :)

Just to make it perfectly clear though I don't particularly love here music.

I do think a few of her songs are good, but they wouldn't be my first choice to listen to.

I prefer Radiohead, Nirvana, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sterophonics, Travis, Soundgarden, Tenacious D, Emenem ect ect

iscariot
20-Dec-2002, 21:54
avril rocks :oops:

http://www.boomspeed.com/stinkytjeh/jingleballs.gif


http://www.avrilhardcore.com/images/pictures/tour/pencil/pencil2.jpg


http://www.alavigne.com/Multimedia/pictures/miscellaneous/mtv.it/11.jpg


http://www.avrilhardcore.com/images/pictures/misc/teenpeopleshoot/08.jpg

Glonk
20-Dec-2002, 22:59
I don't expect anyone here to believe this, but I did meet her when she was signing albums here a couple months ago.

And let me tell you -- her makeup artists and stylists must be superb for her major public appearances and publicity photos, because in person she's actually a bit below average in the looks department IMO.

Teasy
20-Dec-2002, 23:33
I just tried that love doctor thing. Here are the results of my test:

Newcastle United = 52%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 25%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 58%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 45%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=Xbox

PS2 = 15%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 27%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=IMGTEC

I also did the same test for several others.

Quincy:

Newcastle Utd = 37%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 99%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 44%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 31%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=XBox

PS2 = 1%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 13%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=IMGTEC

Magnum PI:

Newcastle Utd = 37%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 99%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 44%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=Nintendo

XBox 31%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=XBox

PS2 = 1%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 13%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=IMGTEC

Hold on a moment, are Quincy and Magnum PI the same person??.. has the Love Doctor uncovered a incredible secret? Or is this just co-incidence?

Misae:

Newcaslte Utd = 57%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 25%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=Avril+Lavigne

XBox = 45%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=XBox

PS2 = 15%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=PS2

Nintendo = 58%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=Nintendo

IMGTEC = 27%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=IMGTEC

Johnny Awesome:

Newcastle Utd = 28%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 23%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 67%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 43%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=XBox

PS2 = 91%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 13%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=IMGTEC

Vince:

Newcastle Utd = 84%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 91%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 90%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 77%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=XBox

PS2 = 47%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 59%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=IMGTEC

CaptainHowdy:

Newcastle Utd = 68%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 64%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 75%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 62%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=XBox

PS2 = 32%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 44%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=IMGTEC

Hmm, either people here are not how they seem or I've made a false prophet of this Love Doctor :)

Gollum
20-Dec-2002, 23:50
You have way too much time my friend! :P

Teasy
20-Dec-2002, 23:59
Glonk

None of these stars look like they do on camera on a normal day. But then, as I'm sure your aware, women as a whole don't look the same on a normal day as they do on a special occasion. The contrast is pretty big between no mackup and well done mackup. They spend bloody hours getting ready on a special occasion/night out :)

Also for all you know the poor girl could have been ill when you met her, or just not wanting to spend time making herself look great just to do an album signing.

In short, leave my lovely Avril alone :) :lol:

Teasy
21-Dec-2002, 00:00
Gollum

Your just pissed that I didn't include you in the Love Doctor list :P

But seriously, yeah I do have plenty of time on my hands right now (just watching TV), and I'm not exactly sober either :)

V3
21-Dec-2002, 01:17
And let me tell you -- her makeup artists and stylists must be superb for her major public appearances and publicity photos, because in person she's actually a bit below average in the looks department IMO.

I heard her sing live and I think its not just the makeup artist but the recording guys did a pretty good job too.

Vince
21-Dec-2002, 01:34
In short, leave my lovely Avril alone :) :lol:

Heh. I seriously think if she backed away from the "I'm a hardcore rebel; so fuck the system" image, she'd be alot prettier. But, Avril does have talent, so props to her.

I heard her sing live and I think its not just the makeup artist but the recording guys did a pretty good job too.

Can't be worse than Britney :roll:

Teasy
21-Dec-2002, 01:56
Heh. I seriously think if she backed away from the "I'm a hardcore rebel; so fuck the system" image, she'd be alot prettier.

Personally I like that look, but that's just me.

Gollum
21-Dec-2002, 02:30
Gollum
Your just pissed that I didn't include you in the Love Doctor list :P

Sniff, you're right! :cry:

Logan Leonhart
21-Dec-2002, 06:59
Actually, I´m a little bit in love with Avril as well (in a platonic sense obviously). I´d love to meet her in person. She´s a really talented girl, and I´m glad she´s getting a share of the spotlight.

Glonk
21-Dec-2002, 08:05
If you look really hard on her TV performances, she's not really playing that guitar ;)

Magnum PI
21-Dec-2002, 09:53
Quincy + Teasy = 14 % (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=Teasy) :o

Teasy
21-Dec-2002, 15:06
LOL, the Love Doctor is deffinately broken if it doesn't show either 0 or even minus percentages for me and Quincy :)

What I found really weired was that you (I'm talking to Magnum PI) and Quincy had absolutely identical scores for everything! That is wierd.

Tahir2
21-Dec-2002, 20:48
QROACH + TEASY = 45%

I feel a song and dance coming on... :lol:

iscariot
22-Dec-2002, 23:55
http://www.crnw46307.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mp3/Avril_Lavigne-Chop_Suey_(System_Of_A_Down_Cover).mp3



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Teasy
23-Dec-2002, 00:10
HAHAHAHAHA!

That's one of the craziest piss takes I've ever heard! :)